You know, sometimes the entertainment comes to you. Part II

Ok, so Mr. Telegram contacted me again. Apparently, he can't let well enough alone.

I just what to stop you a second there; initially, my email was in response to your ‘I iz da CRUSH3d’, so to subsequently criticize my grammar, syntax and spelling is a highly illogical and fundamentally flawed thing to do when juxtaposed against that. Secondly, to make presuppositions about my intelligence is foolish, but then to reply in such a condescending fashion is not only arrogant, but displays a repulsive, self-conceited character and fully justifies my response of ‘go fuck yourself’ because you are quite clearly a self-obsessed being that needs to be treated accordingly.

'You're the one who telegrammed me', now that is either a
blatant lie or it perfectly illustrates your lack of perception, memory and attention to detail. Please scroll to the bottom of the page to see just who began this conversation.

Good day to you.

That is of course ridiculous; I wouldn't have known who he was had he not telegrammed, nor would my response have made the least bit of sense.

My response:

Ah, so you ran it through spell check, did you? It doesn't pick up obvious mistakes like the correctly spelled "what" for the word you really wanted, which is "want". That's the difference, you see, between actually proofreading your messages because you can spell and do know grammar, and letting the computer do it for you. That's also the difference between actually having a wide and varied vocabulary and clicking on a computerized thesaurus link.

It is amazing to me that someone so arrogant as to sent a telegram "Mwahaha. Behold my power, and TREMBLE!" has the audacity to call *others* arrogant or self-obsessed. You also apparently lack the ability to discern what the word "first" constitutes. I did not telegram *you*; you booted me out of the Wachovian Alliance with a childish message that positively hollers "Look at me, I am sooooo special!" It received the reply that it deserved, and your subsequent telegrams, which are rife with spelling errors, grammatical errors, and syntactic errors are ironic given your snide criticism, to say the least.

Leave off the thesaurus scouring; it certainly does not make you look any more intelligent. As a matter of fact, it's laughable. And so are you.

I invite you once again to cease contacting me.

Update: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, Mr. Telegram done went and got his nation deleted.... I'm betting he was an ass with other people on NS2, too. All I can say is: wasn't me, kids.