Super Idiot

http://www.indystar.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20051004/ENTERTAINMENT/510040456/1005/ENTERTAINMENT

Ok, time to call child welfare.

Nicolas Cage is either a lunatic or idiot, one of the two. "Hello. I was too old to play Superman so they gave the part to someone else... so now my kid has to go through life as Kal-El Coppola Cage to pay for it."

There really should be a law wherein you can sue your parents for saddling you with a name that will do nothing but humiliate you.